The profound and poetic statement on this sketch was borrowed from a rewrite of Tracy Chapman’s song Fast Car, entitled Slow Bike. The parody was written and performed by the talented and clever musicians, Steve Pile, Justin Shannon, and Richard Llamas. They wrote it in their pre-facial hair era. I couldn’t get ahold of a copy of their autobiography, so details could be off. Nonetheless, thank you, Steve, Justin, and Rich, for the inspiration.